Ah, comic fuel!
Let everything slide and hang out in the field at Sidehill Park with a quart of spirits. Meditate on becoming a grass stain.
Pack an extracted boil with rags soaked in greasy grit from the bottom of a garbage can and watch gangrene grow to fruition.
Use acne extracts in place of butane in your lighter.
Cook all food over dried dung and be proud of your new biblical insightfulness.
Meet the chickens you shall later eat and prep you and they for soul convergence in a stainless steel mixing bowl. Sponsor an awards ceremony for the chickens who pack away only the best of fecal remnants.
Sell beef along with a DVD of signature authenticity of the cattle member cow/bull that you will soon be eating, complete with dandy name, hobbies and interests, travelogue digest, and favorite clothes and colors. Appetites will be made less consumptive of this rich problematic luxury meat source. Add a cow to your 'feed the children' foundation.
I'm turning green---I better stop.
As an individual it is the right way to go green. Apart from that, there are some unique initiatives taken by the organisations to save energy and make the earth greener.“A Greener Day, Everyday” initiative is one which i came across in Facebook http://on.fb.me/W6C9u5. Found this unique because its a 2 mins game and its fun.
Forego the use of toilet paper and substitute old magazines. Rolling Stone and 17 work quite well. Glossy.
Well you know they usually say dont take too long in the shower so only take about 10 minutes to save water, or recycle paper and plastic bottles. But what are some other ways to go green? Like, things you'd wish people would say.
