> Why do trees eat people?

Why do trees eat people?

Posted at: 2015-05-24 
I think the questions pretty self explanatory.

because they get hungry??? duh

XDDDDDDD How do trees eat people exactly? Its impossible! Even the biggest venus fly trap cant eat a human! I hope you were joking when asking this question...XDDDDD

Because people emit CO2, thus producing a symbiotic relationship.

Not people. But there is something they do eat.

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2386/1794988720_81a6969bea_o.jpg

because of jealousy

I think the questions pretty self explanatory.