http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ekf-OpiB6OA/TNgwpratzWI/AAAAAAAAAqY/0X8dpONJxKA/s1600/cactus.jpg

Call them back and say "Sorry, the cactus died."

Long story short: I lied that I had a cactus in my house but I don't. Now I have to prove that I have one so if anyone has a cactus, please place a pen/pencil next to it and upload it here.

I can't just google it because it has to be a household cactus, and it has to have the specified object next to it. Please do not include any personal items, faces/body parts, or inappropriate profanities.